Oh for a Spanish liver

[The Real PK]

The biggest man for the pints I knew was my dad’s mate Seamus.

He must have Irish roots with a name like that. Which would mean you have Irish heritage, right?

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Agree, same thing is happening with bacon at the moment.

You have a 4 in 110 chance of suffering from bowel cancer, but if you eat 2 rashers of bacon a day, every day, that risk increases by 25%, so 5/110.... given I doubt very few people eat it daily, it’s relatively meaningless, but it’s enough to be plastered on the front pages every few days!

True, but a big plus point with bacon and other pork products is that if you eat them you are statistically much less likely to become a suicide bomber, so swings and roundabouts.