Easter Sunday

[NewWanker]

The least believable part of these tales is the insistence that no money changed hands before or afterwards.

Indeed, I expect Liz Hurley day come cheep.

Came very easily mind

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True story I once had a four way with Kate Middleton, her sister and Elizabeth Hurley, in a hot tub filled with melted Easter Eggs. Kate slipped and got hurt, hence why she's not been appearing lately, poor sod spent weeks getting the choc out of her hair.

That's the tame version of my really, totally true story.

In Chelmsley Wood?

no, that would be daft... in a hot tub like I said...

[Fulham Fallout]

The least believable part of these tales is the insistence that no money changed hands before or afterwards.

Indeed, I expect Liz Hurley day come cheep.

Came very easily mind

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True story I once had a four way with Kate Middleton, her sister and Elizabeth Hurley, in a hot tub filled with melted Easter Eggs. Kate slipped and got hurt, hence why she's not been appearing lately, poor sod spent weeks getting the choc out of her hair.

That's the tame version of my really, totally true story.

In Chelmsley Wood?

no, that would be daft... in a hot tub like I said...

If it weren’t the Solihull town centre side of the Cov Rd, it’d still be a shit hole.