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(03-08-2024, 11:22 AM)Fulham Fallout Wrote: (03-08-2024, 10:50 AM)Psalm23 Wrote: (03-07-2024, 05:08 PM)NewWanker Wrote: (03-07-2024, 05:02 PM)Fulham Fallout Wrote: (03-07-2024, 03:46 PM)Duffers Wrote: The "inventing sexual stories" guy is going non-stop. Humility and Self-Awareness moved out a long time ago.
They are all true. What I've divulged is rather tame, compared to what I haven't divulged.
Not all of us settle down with the first woman they meet at work.
So, it wasn't made up personas to get responses then? I lose track, was it real, was it for shits n giggles, was it to be obnoxious, was it....??
Considering very few people seem to believe the "rather tame stuff" he's divulged, probably best he didn't divulge any really over the top unbelievable stuff. 
That’s exactly what I was thinking this morning as I rattled the 4 models from Milano. 
Saved you the effort lad.
Would rather talk to ChatGPT
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True story I once had a four way with Kate Middleton, her sister and Elizabeth Hurley, in a hot tub filled with melted Easter Eggs. Kate slipped and got hurt, hence why she's not been appearing lately, poor sod spent weeks getting the choc out of her hair.
That's the tame version of my really, totally true story.
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The least believable part of these tales is the insistence that no money changed hands before or afterwards.
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Anyone want to know about my sex life?
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(03-08-2024, 11:31 AM)MrBater Wrote: True story I once had a four way with Kate Middleton, her sister and Elizabeth Hurley, in a hot tub filled with melted Easter Eggs. Kate slipped and got hurt, hence why she's not been appearing lately, poor sod spent weeks getting the choc out of her hair.
That's the tame version of my really, totally true story.
I thought the cum in the mouth melted more quickly in a hot tub?
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(03-08-2024, 11:31 AM)MrBater Wrote: True story I once had a four way with Kate Middleton, her sister and Elizabeth Hurley, in a hot tub filled with melted Easter Eggs. Kate slipped and got hurt, hence why she's not been appearing lately, poor sod spent weeks getting the choc out of her hair.
That's the tame version of my really, totally true story.
In Chelmsley Wood?
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(03-08-2024, 09:55 AM)SuperBob2002 Wrote: (03-07-2024, 09:12 PM)SausEggBaton Wrote: Peanut butter chocolate? What is fucking wrong with you people?
Fuggin' heathen.
How very dare you!
Peanut butter is perfectly fine on bread type consumables. Why in hell would you want to ruin chocolate with it?
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(03-08-2024, 11:35 AM)Duffers Wrote: The least believable part of these tales is the insistence that no money changed hands before or afterwards.
Indeed, I expect Liz Hurley day come cheep.
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(03-08-2024, 11:36 AM)SuperBob2002 Wrote: Anyone want to know about my sex life?
Nice one.
I've only got time for a short story anyway, crack on lad  .
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Apparently peanut butter was not a big thing in Yankland (it was treated as sort of medicine) until Rees - trying to make a living after losing hos job with Hershey - tried it with chocolate in the cup. There is series just on such foods which is QI.
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