Chris Willock

[GunsOfNavarone]

It's almost as though the club have had a good look at him and are currently hiding him in plain sight before signing him up on a permanent basis. While not ITK, ref Benfica I'd imagine a representative was onto a nice little earner for whispering sweet nothings into his ear. The long term benefit to his career of a short term move to the continent could be a bi product of this. Here's hoping we can also become beneficiaries.

[Baggiejacko]

Carol Vordeman tells me he hasn't been playing due to simple mathematics. Apparently we can only pick a certain amount of players for on the field and on the bench. I'm also told that the current choices have been doing very well and are top of the league only losing once all season while playing entertaining football. A wise sage said we'd be twats to disrupt that. Complicated shit or what?

What does Vorderman know about maths? She aint got a degree in Reminomics, ergo her maths skills are moot, only Remi can do the maths on 'ere!

He wasn't available at the time so she was the next best thing due to Riley being busy having a gutful of arms n legs.

[Remi_Moses]

Carol Vordeman tells me he hasn't been playing due to simple mathematics. Apparently we can only pick a certain amount of players for on the field and on the bench. I'm also told that the current choices have been doing very well and are top of the league only losing once all season while playing entertaining football. A wise sage said we'd be twats to disrupt that. Complicated shit or what?

What does Vorderman know about maths? She aint got a degree in Reminomics, ergo her maths skills are moot, only Remi can do the maths on 'ere!

He wasn't available at the time so she was the next best thing due to Riley being busy having a gutful of arms n legs.

I taught them everything they know - it's all about the secret short cuts. 

Here are some "Reminomics" examples - no using Sinclair or Casio calculators here.

43 x 39 (split the second number method 43)
1. 43 x 3 = 129 add a zero = 1290
2. 43 x 9 = 387      (Another short cut 43 x 10 = 430 then minus 43 for 43 x 9)
3. 1290 + 387 = 1677

How about 96 x 96  (how many away from 100 method)
96 is 4 away from 100
1. 96 minus 4 = 92 add two zero's = 9,200
2. 4 x 4 = 16
3. 9,200 + 16 = 9,216