"We've been too open" and the stats...

[SophLad]

Merge with the Anal Beads thread

I'd happily shove anal beads up our players arses if I thought it would make them play any better, however, one, I don't know whether we'd be breaking any rules - but given some of the players plod around looking as though they have a foreign body inserted into their rectum, and two, not that it would make much difference because Bruce won't train them on how to insert said anal beads anyway.

Maybe this is why Steve thought Lazy Ken Zahore would be buzzing for the new season?