Benteke

[baggie_ray]

Always scores against us. Maybe he could turn the tables and score a few for us.

Really?   Before the 1-5, when did he last score against us then CIM?

Got the winner in that dire 1-2 under Pulis. Scored a good un in a 2-2 home draw under SC

You mean the 0-2 in 2017?  He didn't - Zaha and Townsend scored.   The 2-2 was 2013 under SC.   

Before this season and since coming to England he's scored 3 goals against us whilst playing for the Seals which was 6-8 yrs ago.  

He never scored against us when playing for Liverpool or Palace apart from the recent two in the 1-5.

I can't really recall him playing against us for Liverpool or Palace (probably shows how much he contributed) other than that 2-2 win for Liverpool which Klopp celebrated in front of the Kop. Liverpool seemed to spend the match hoofing the ball to him only for Klopp to then complain about us playing long ball.

[Squid]

Townsend is the Palace player who always seems to run riot when they play us.

[MancBaggie]

Always scores against us. Maybe he could turn the tables and score a few for us.

Really?   Before the 1-5, when did he last score against us then CIM?

Got the winner in that dire 1-2 under Pulis. Scored a good un in a 2-2 home draw under SC

You mean the 0-2 in 2017?  He didn't - Zaha and Townsend scored.   The 2-2 was 2013 under SC.   

Before this season and since coming to England he's scored 3 goals against us whilst playing for the Seals which was 6-8 yrs ago.  

He never scored against us when playing for Liverpool or Palace apart from the recent two in the 1-5.

I’m talking about his Villa goals against us. 

Also bagged in that crazy 4-3 when Lugano gifted them 3 goals

[Hopalong]

Townsend is the Palace player who always seems to run riot when they play us.

That's because we haven't got a full back to put him in the 4th row!

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Always scores against us. Maybe he could turn the tables and score a few for us.

Really?   Before the 1-5, when did he last score against us then CIM?

Got the winner in that dire 1-2 under Pulis. Scored a good un in a 2-2 home draw under SC

You mean the 0-2 in 2017?  He didn't - Zaha and Townsend scored.   The 2-2 was 2013 under SC.   

Before this season and since coming to England he's scored 3 goals against us whilst playing for the Seals which was 6-8 yrs ago.  

He never scored against us when playing for Liverpool or Palace apart from the recent two in the 1-5.

I’m talking about his Villa goals against us. 

Also bagged in that crazy 4-3 when Lugano gifted them 3 goals

Yes Manc but that was 6-8 yrs ago before he went to Liverpool.  He's been shite ever since apart from a spell under Allardyce in 16/17 when amongst other things he scored two at Anfield in their last defeat there in the league til the other night (and the 2-3 against us in the Cup   ).  And Atletico's win the CL.

[baggpuss]

Maybe we can get a cross between him and Lukaku and get....











Bukkake!! 

[Kit Kat Chunky]

Townsend is the Palace player who always seems to run riot when they play us.

Also out of contract this season

[Baggie_Nick]

No Thanks for Benteke.

There was a player there once but that was when he played for Villa - how many years ago?

Yes, he's better than what we have but look at what we have. And Benteke will be on silly wages. However, if Sam thinks he can do it and our shambolic owners will back him then I'm not arguing and will bow to superior knowledge.

Not convinced.

[Squid]

Townsend is the Palace player who always seems to run riot when they play us.

Also out of contract this season

Wasn't there talk of us being interested in him in summer?

[Kit Kat Chunky]

Townsend is the Palace player who always seems to run riot when they play us.

Also out of contract this season

Wasn't there talk of us being interested in him in summer?

Would have made sense.

[Tambag]

Didn't he turn us down when he was leaving Liverpool and went to Palace.