Christmas Lockdown
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Can see it happening. Unfortunately.
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#2
The Egyptian government has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around the streets of Cairo tooting their car horns.

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot'n Calm 'Em will last for a week.

I'll get me coat.
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(10-28-2020, 11:36 AM)Offside Wrote: The Egyptian government has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around the streets of Cairo tooting their car horns.

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot'n Calm 'Em will last for a week.

I'll get me coat.

You know when a 'joke' is so old that you forget the punchline and have to re-read it all....this is one of them!
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(10-28-2020, 11:36 AM)Offside Wrote: The Egyptian government has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around the streets of Cairo tooting their car horns. 

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot'n Calm 'Em will last for a week.

I'll get me coat.

Very good!
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#5
It's taken a pandemic and over a million dead worldwide, but I've finally found a reason to avoid the in-laws over Christmas that the Mrs wont kick off about.
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(10-28-2020, 11:24 AM)baggiebloke Wrote: Can see it happening. Unfortunately.

With this fucking government nobody can predict what will happen - and I'm a tory.
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(10-28-2020, 11:36 AM)Offside Wrote: The Egyptian government has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around the streets of Cairo tooting their car horns. 

It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquility and normality following the recent pandemic.

Operation Toot'n Calm 'Em will last for a week.

I'll get me coat.

Your coat - camel, I presume.
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(10-28-2020, 11:40 AM)Ted Maul Wrote: It's taken a pandemic and over a million dead worldwide, but I've finally found a reason to avoid the in-laws over Christmas that the Mrs wont kick off about.

Silver linings.
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(10-28-2020, 01:19 PM)GunsOfNavarone Wrote:
(10-28-2020, 11:40 AM)Ted Maul Wrote: It's taken a pandemic and over a million dead worldwide, but I've finally found a reason to avoid the in-laws over Christmas that the Mrs wont kick off about.

Silver linings.

Hey Ho!
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(10-28-2020, 11:40 AM)Ted Maul Wrote: It's taken a pandemic and over a million dead worldwide, but I've finally found a reason to avoid the in-laws over Christmas that the Mrs wont kick off about.

Trump card is a "positive test" or "need to self-isolate" 

If 14, days, I'd go for 19th Dec to 2nd Jan.
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