Do you have secret names for your neighbours?
(01-19-2026, 02:00 PM)Merkinagogo Wrote: No 17 - Dog Fucker. He was actually charged with it, but we're quite close to the Prince of Wales bridge here, so he got off with it when it got to a jury of his peers.

No 21 - Sexy Sadie. Mainly because she isn't and when she was at school with my lad she was called Paul.

You try getting an Alsatian to testify!
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(01-19-2026, 04:25 PM)SW4Baggie Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 02:00 PM)Merkinagogo Wrote: No 17 - Dog Fucker. He was actually charged with it, but we're quite close to the Prince of Wales bridge here, so he got off with it when it got to a jury of his peers.

No 21 - Sexy Sadie. Mainly because she isn't and when she was at school with my lad she was called Paul.

You try getting an Alsatian to testify!

I was trying to work out whether it was a novel way of saying No 17 is shagging No 21.
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(01-19-2026, 04:25 PM)SW4Baggie Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 02:00 PM)Merkinagogo Wrote: No 17 - Dog Fucker. He was actually charged with it, but we're quite close to the Prince of Wales bridge here, so he got off with it when it got to a jury of his peers.

No 21 - Sexy Sadie. Mainly because she isn't and when she was at school with my lad she was called Paul.

You try getting an Alsatian to testify!

Laugh or burn.....
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I've got some new ones.
M&M Mokka's Mother
Donald and Jacqueline (Married but only friends)
Trouble Makers
Gobby
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(01-19-2026, 05:23 PM)Remi_Moses Wrote: I've got some new ones.
M&M Mokka's Mother
Donald and Jacqueline (Married but only friends)
Trouble Makers
Gobby

Would Jacqueline let you dig her garden anyday?  Big Grin
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(01-19-2026, 09:35 PM)man in the corner shop Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 05:23 PM)Remi_Moses Wrote: I've got some new ones.
M&M Mokka's Mother
Donald and Jacqueline (Married but only friends)
Trouble Makers
Gobby

Would Jacqueline let you dig her garden anyday?  Big Grin

Errr I doubt it, she's doesn't appear to like men very much.  Wink
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(01-19-2026, 10:55 PM)Remi_Moses Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 09:35 PM)man in the corner shop Wrote:
(01-19-2026, 05:23 PM)Remi_Moses Wrote: I've got some new ones.
M&M Mokka's Mother
Donald and Jacqueline (Married but only friends)
Trouble Makers
Gobby

Would Jacqueline let you dig her garden anyday?  Big Grin

Errr I doubt it, she's doesn't appear to like men very much.  Wink
Big Grin

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