Do you have secret names for your neighbours?

[man in the corner shop]

We have a mystic lipstick

[MrBater]

New ones over the road we call the drug dealers as they seem to have visitors at all times.

[man in the corner shop]

New ones over the road we call the drug dealers as they seem to have visitors at all times.

[Ted Maul]

Previous family that lived behind ours were privately named 'Tje Zoonies'

[Woodman scoreboard]

I would be chucked off this site what I think in my head about my neighbours

[man in the corner shop]

Previous family that lived behind ours were privately named 'Tje Zoonies'

Should have asked "and why" in the OP 
Mystic lipstick has the brightest, shiniest red lipstick on all the time. Never seen her without it, ever.

[MrBater]

Previous family that lived behind ours were privately named 'Tje Zoonies'

Should have asked "and why" in the OP 
Mystic lipstick has the brightest, shiniest red lipstick on all the time. Never seen her without it, ever.

Drat my money was on them having a permanently horny boy dog

[1952]

Next door: the guy the Penguin, his wife Max Wall.
3 doors down who own a stair lift comoany: shirtlifter.
2 doors down: Crusty the Clown
Next door other side: Mrs Bouquet.

[carlito baggie]

Jetwash Johnny - day or night he’s jet washing something

[Ted Maul]

Previous family that lived behind ours were privately named 'Tje Zoonies'

Should have asked "and why" in the OP 
Mystic lipstick has the brightest, shiniest red lipstick on all the time. Never seen her without it, ever.

Cos they were absolutely batshit mental. Proper tin foil hat lunatics.