Things that will happen before we get a new manager.

[SausEggBaton]

A massive asteriod hits the Earth directly on Vile Park, which it and the Earth explodes into tiny tiny pieces, but the Shrine stays in tact and is left to float around in space forever more with the Fax Machine happily buzzing away in the corner of Shilen's office.

'arfs

In reality it would hit seal park and they'd be given a billion off their next FFP.

It would hit seal park and bounce off back into space, the jammy cnuts.

[SW4Baggie]

A massive asteriod hits the Earth directly on Vile Park, which it and the Earth explodes into tiny tiny pieces, but the Shrine stays in tact and is left to float around in space forever more with the Fax Machine happily buzzing away in the corner of Shilen's office.

'arfs

In reality it would hit seal park and they'd be given a billion off their next FFP.

It would hit seal park and bounce off back into space, the jammy cnuts.

It would probably deflect a goal bound late winner for the away side too allowing them to narrowly qualify for the Champions League!

[Psalm23]

The January transfer window will close.