Things that will happen before we get a new manager.

[Josh1873]

Humans settling on Mars.

[Mouse]

Lots to choose from…

The DFS sale will end

[Remi_Moses]

Eric Bristow wins the world championship again.

[man in the corner shop]

FF will come back from his walk.
Proth will lie on his death bed and mutter " do you know there is just the faintest possibility, terribly faint mind, that I could possibly have been wrong once in my life. Though i cant recall it"
Josh will have shagged Mowatt
Reeves will have worked out a growth plan

[lemon]

Hell will freeze over

[Swanage Baggie]

We will win the FA Cup again
Somebody will only pay £35 to stay in a Travelodge overnight
You will tread in rocking horse shit

[Derek Hardballs]

Brunt will be in his rocking chair surrounded by his grand children revealing the Christmas Eve he was thrust into management by Santa Claus.

[GunsOfNavarone]

Lots to choose from…

The DFS sale will end

The sales at House of Fraser and Sports Direct will however still be going strong as we're all swallowed by a Black Hole. So there's always that to look forward to.

[MrBater]

The hush puppies of the secret bored will apologise, especially to ****ers

[B68Baggy]

Nigel Fromage, forced out of his own party/company by self appointed new World King Musk, admits immigration is a necessity for a thriving economy, that Brexit was just a Politocal PR stunt gone wrong and that he is indeed just a grifter coining it in on the back of racists and xenophobes.