Things that have gotten smaller now you're older

[johntoewba]

Don't say penis. Don't say penis.

Fuck it, my penis.

This x100000000000000000

[Bob Fossil]

The surface area of my ears that is hairless.

[rsbaggy2]

Mortgage  .. if you still have one.

[Bartley_baggie]

Any cakes in a box
The contents of crisp packets

[Remi_Moses]

1. Any chocolate bars
2. TV's
3. Newspapers
4. Computers / laptops
5. Mobile phones

[Cheshire East Baggie]

We lived in Scotland in 1983-84, in a rented house in Abernethy, Perthshire (not the one where the biscuits come from).

We went back on holiday in 2003 and drove up the street for a look. I swear someone had knocked all the houses down and re-built them much closer to the road. Just a much narrower and more cramped street than I remembered. Weird.

[WorcsWBA]

The differences between American and British English (c.f. "gotten")

[HugeHons]

Private pensions

[col lard]

My arms have got shorter. I can't hold small writing far enough away these days.

[DemonicBaggie]

Years left to live.