Things that have gotten smaller now you're older

[SausEggBaton]

1. Werther's Original
2. Wagon Wheels
3. The Pound Notes
4. Big Biscuits with Chocolate on
5. The Whopper
6. Lambs Legs on Emmerdale Farm

[Josh1873]

Don't say penis. Don't say penis.

Fuck it, my penis.

[Old Stroller]

Easter eggs.

[man in the corner shop]

Our transfer budget

[Josh1873]

Our transfer budget

Inflation has meant it has actually gotten bigger, but in comparison to the teams we compete with, you're correct. 

Just trying to fit into the finance clique.

[MrBater]

Don't say penis. Don't say penis.

Fuck it, my penis.

It's cuz your belly got bigger!!

The amount of points Albion get in a season

[SausEggBaton]

Don't say penis. Don't say penis.

Fuck it, my penis.

Ypou could exchange it for a prosthetic one if you're not happy.

[Josh1873]

Don't say penis. Don't say penis.

Fuck it, my penis.

It's cuz your belly got bigger!!

It definitely has. I play football twice a week, and I'm still piling on the pounds. Getting old isn't great, but it's better than the alternative.

[ElbowGrease1973 II]

1. Werther's Original
2. Wagon Wheels
3. The Pound Notes
4. Big Biscuits with Chocolate on
5. The Whopper
6. Lambs Legs on Emmerdale Farm

Josh's penis

[MrBater]

The number of members on the secret bored