Do you have secret names for your neighbours?

[Kit Kat Chunky]

I can't tell you what we call our next-door neighbours. Birdy would ban me (again) 

[Slowpoke Gonzalez]

There's a guy who moved in next door to me recently. He flew in from Argentina. He's 134 he speaks with a heavy German accent. The dog loves him. My nickname for him is "lovely old fella".

[SuperBob2002]

My neighbours call me 'the cunt with the cam recorder', followed by closing windows and blinds. Spoilsports.

[MrBater]

My neighbours call me 'the cunt with the cam recorder', followed by closing windows and blinds. Spoilsports.

'arfs
Get a drone lad

There's a guy who moved in next door to me recently. He flew in from Argentina. He's 134 he speaks with a heavy German accent. The dog loves him. My nickname for him is "lovely old fella".

Small moustache does he have?

[SausEggBaton]

The guy over the road is known as, "the bloke who keeps f'ing around with his driveway". No explanation needed I assume. We've been here year and half and he's still f'ing around with it.

[Kit Kat Chunky]

The guy over the road is known as, "the bloke who keeps f'ing around with his driveway". No explanation needed I assume. We've been here year and half and he's still f'ing around with it.

Does he wank over the flagstones?

[MrFizz]

We have:

'Geppetto' - the bloke next door who is forever using loud power tools to make stuff out of wood, usually on a pleasant summer afternoon/evening.

'Monty Don' - the bloke over the road who spends every free minute pruning/cutting/weeding in his front garden.

'Airmiles Andy/Amy' - the couple over the road who always seem to be going away on holiday.

'Bucket Fanny and Fertile Fred' - the couple in the corner who since moving in 6yrs ago have managed to have two sets of twins and another boy.

[MrBater]

We have:

'Geppetto' - the bloke next door who is forever using loud power tools to make stuff out of wood, usually on a pleasant summer afternoon/evening.

'Monty Don' - the bloke over the road who spends every free minute pruning/cutting/weeding in his front garden.

'Airmiles Andy/Amy' - the couple over the road who always seem to be going away on holiday.

'Bucket Fanny and Fertile Fred' - the couple in the corner who since moving in 6yrs ago have managed to have two sets of twins and another boy.

The last pair creased me up

[Kit Kat Chunky]

I call them "The Kuntz".

He is Stefan and she is Sabine.

[man in the corner shop]

Fuckin funny these. Cant compete.