Toilet Paper Watch

[Midget In A Pinstripe Suit]

I remember some woman calling me pathetic for buying 6 packs of nappies in Covid. I was buying for twins, 1 pack each for home, 1 each for nursery and 1 each for grandparents. Covid sent people a bit nuts to say the least.

[HeggebøsBarnDoor]

I could do a live experiment if you like? I happen to be typing this whilst on the shitter.

Streaming?

Wouldn't be any worse of a watch than that Sheff W game I suppose.

[Hughie Reed 31]

Wherever it is it should pull closest to you

About fucking time somebody else realise this.

[MrFizz]

I could do a live experiment if you like? I happen to be typing this whilst on the shitter.

Streaming?

Wouldn't be any worse of a watch than that Sheff W game I suppose.

Not streaming. Pretty ordinary. Oh, i see what you mean.....

Too late now, downstairs making a cuppa.

[HeggebøsBarnDoor]

I could do a live experiment if you like? I happen to be typing this whilst on the shitter.

Streaming?

Wouldn't be any worse of a watch than that Sheff W game I suppose.

Not streaming. Pretty ordinary. Oh, i see what you mean.....

Too late now, downstairs making a cuppa.

[Josh1873]

Don't use it. Use your left hond like the Romans.

[MrFizz]

Don't use it. Use your left hond like the Romans.

Did nothing for us, the Romans.

[HeggebøsBarnDoor]

Don't use it. Use your left hond like the Romans.

Did nothing for us, the Romans.

Americans in disguise with all that straight road tech. 

Fookers wouldn't know a roundabout even if it hit their chariot in the face.

[Old Fart]

I have been watching Mayor of Kingstown ( see Wot I am watching now " thread). 

It's pretty good but every time something happens in the jailhouse, all of the prisoners lob their bog rolls out of their cells ( and other stuff) so the jailhouse floor looks like the BRE when throwing toilet rolls onto the pitch when the teams ran out at the start of a game was in vogue.  The keeper spent the first five minutes on the pitch removing dozens of unfurled toilet rolls. I remember one bouncing off the head of Rick Sheppard. He couldn't even catch that.

I don't want to go into too much detail here, but two six foot five, 18 stone guys locked in a cell for days on end, without bog roll raises the question of what they use instead.

[MrBater]

I have been watching Mayor of Kingstown ( see Wot I am watching now " thread). 

It's pretty good but every time something happens in the jailhouse, all of the prisoners lob their bog rolls out of their cells ( and other stuff) so the jailhouse floor looks like the BRE when throwing toilet rolls onto the pitch when the teams ran out at the start of a game was in vogue.  The keeper spent the first five minutes on the pitch removing dozens of unfurled toilet rolls. I remember one bouncing off the head of Rick Sheppard. He couldn't even catch that.

I don't want to go into too much detail here, but two six foot five, 18 stone guys locked in a cell for days on end, without bog roll raises the question of what they use instead.

Surely they just use their watches instead?>