Toilet Paper Watch
#1
Still 5 on the shelf at my local Co-Op

Snow forecast can't be that bad I guess.
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#2
Popped out at 6pm for milk. Can confirm Tesco Extra on Stone Cross had lots of bog roll.
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#3
Toilet paper watch, does one have to twist arm around to wipe their arse and also get to time how long it takes at the same time?
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#4
(01-08-2026, 07:40 PM)MrBater Wrote: Toilet paper watch, does one have to twist arm around to wipe their arse and also get to time how long it takes at the same time?

Need to send it to Stockley Park.

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#5
Anyone who hangs it so it rolls towards the wall is a wrong’un.
That’s the important thing about toilet roll
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#6
(01-08-2026, 07:40 PM)MrBater Wrote: Toilet paper watch, does one have to twist arm around to wipe their arse and also get to time how long it takes at the same time?

I think it's doable with a decent mirror set up. 

I'm going to wait until we're comfortably in mid table before trying to liven up life with such experiments.

(01-08-2026, 07:45 PM)KRO Wrote: Anyone who hangs it so it rolls towards the wall is a wrong’un.
That’s the important thing about toilet roll

Thoughts on a service station sideways roll?
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#7
(01-08-2026, 07:58 PM)HeggebøsBarnDoor Wrote:
(01-08-2026, 07:40 PM)MrBater Wrote: Toilet paper watch, does one have to twist arm around to wipe their arse and also get to time how long it takes at the same time?

I think it's doable with a decent mirror set up. 

I'm going to wait until we're comfortably in mid table before trying to liven up life with such experiments.

(01-08-2026, 07:45 PM)KRO Wrote: Anyone who hangs it so it rolls towards the wall is a wrong’un.
That’s the important thing about toilet roll

Thoughts on a service station sideways roll?

Proper med me loff!!
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#8
Wherever it is it should pull closest to you
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#9
Surely everyone still has loads left over from Covid?
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#10
I could do a live experiment if you like? I happen to be typing this whilst on the shitter.
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