Fantasy Football Manager Pints

[Psalm23]

Who wouldn't want to be regaled by tales from Harry Redknapp that never happened?

Might give the Steve Clarke invite a miss given I only have one liver.

TBF the Harry one sounds pretty much like a might out with FF.

[MrBater]

Thomas Frank: spent all evening telling you about his ethically sourced fair trade "sneakers", always late because he doesn't own a mobile phone. Insists on only drinking the most expensive sparkling water.

He's Danish, he'll be knocking back absinthe.

Never associated the Danes with absinthe, the French and Swiss on the other hand....

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Amorim, he'll be on the cheapest crappy lager and will keep telling you it's the worst lager ever...

[tHEgLASSdOORS]

Carlos would’ve got one in but followed it with a pint of water to be on the safe side.

Gary Oneill would’ve spent the whole night on his iPad.

Brucey just wanted to go straight to the kebab house

[ChamonixBaggie]

Schteeve McLaren would be an awkward bugger who orders an advocaat on ice from the bottle thats been opened 3 times in 15 years

[Duffers]

Klopp - takes you to a warehouse rave, scores some pills that don't work before chewing your ear off all night about pressing strategies and how everyone has it in for him.

Moyes - Pints of Tennants in a flat roof pub just outside East Kilbride.

[MancBaggie]

No one knew it for a long time but Paul Jewell pisses it. Pub lock in and dippers on tap

[Tom Joad]

Tony Pulis would insist that all the drinks were in tall glasses and tell everyone that the barman works very very aaard.

There are actually some very damning stories about Pulis and parsimonious drinking from inside the club. Post match he would invite the other manager into the office for a glass or two as is tradition. When the other guy leaves, Pulis finishes his drink, clears out the drinks cabinet into his car and drives back to Poole.

[MrFizz]

Russell Martin. You'd walk in, see him sitting there with a small Tomato Juice, checking his teeth in a pocket mirror, and you'd walk back out again.

[Ministry Of Silly Signings]

AFI would keep checking his watch to see how long till last orders.

[Jacko]

Cloughy is the only right answer, if you could keep up with him.