Fantasy Football Manager Pints

[CarlosCorbewrong]

My claim that Ange Postecoglu would be the best manager to go out for a pint with got me thinking about imaginary pints with football managers.

Arteta:  Would be part of a round for the early part of the night before sloping off towards the group of half-cut women for the last hour.

Roy:  Would insist on buying every round like you're a student coming back for pints with your Dad at Xmas.

BFS:  Just the one, then...  Pint of wine please, garcon.

Dyche:  Starts of decent but then starts going on about there only being two genders. Scientifically. Factually.

[Duffers]

Sven would have been the best.

Champagne by the side of a hotel pool, followed by cocktails in the VIP section of the most exclusive bar in town before knocking back expensive brandy in some private members club before finishing the night in some underground sex dungeon.

[Fido]

Who wouldn't want to be regaled by tales from Harry Redknapp that never happened?

Might give the Steve Clarke invite a miss given I only have one liver.

[Josh1873]

Sven would have been the best.

Champagne by the side of a hotel pool, followed by cocktails in the VIP section of the most exclusive bar in town before knocking back expensive brandy in some private members club before finishing the night in some underground sex dungeon.

There's a story about Sven paying for the players at Notts County to have a piss up, and Lee Hughes getting so drunk he ended up pissing himself and pissing up Sven's leg. So I've been told!

[Ted Maul]

Thomas Frank: spent all evening telling you about his ethically sourced fair trade "sneakers", always late because he doesn't own a mobile phone. Insists on only drinking the most expensive sparkling water.

[Josh1873]

For all the stick he cops on here, I always think having a few beers with Steve Bruce would be a great evening.

[Ministry Of Silly Signings]

Tony Pulis would insist that all the drinks were in tall glasses and tell everyone that the barman works very very aaard.

[Ted Maul]

FWIW, Ange would be crap as he's Australian so you'd have to listen to him tell you what a great bloke he is after he's had a couple of lagers.

[Bob Fossil]

Tony Pulis would insist that all the drinks were in tall glasses and tell everyone that the barman works very very aaard.

And the pub would be at the top of a very steep hill. "you got to earn em lad!"

Robson would be easy as it would always be beer o'clock.

[Borin' Baggie]

Thomas Frank: spent all evening telling you about his ethically sourced fair trade "sneakers", always late because he doesn't own a mobile phone. Insists on only drinking the most expensive sparkling water.

He's Danish, he'll be knocking back absinthe.