Things that will happen before we get a new manager.

[GunsOfNavarone]

Nigel Fromage, forced out of his own party/company by self appointed new World King Musk, admits immigration is a necessity for a thriving economy, that Brexit was just a Politocal PR stunt gone wrong and that he is indeed just a grifter coining it in on the back of racists and xenophobes.

I absolutely fucking guarantee we will have appointed a new manager before this happens.

[Vinebaggie]

We’ll have a month of Sundays

[Bob Fossil]

God will finally show up and say "Sorry folks, not been about for a while, but thanks for the prayers, now, let's get this mess sorted out"

[MrFizz]

A link to the Secret Bored will appear.

[Ministry Of Silly Signings]

Michael McIntyre will tell a joke / story that is funny.

[SausEggBaton]

A massive asteriod hits the Earth directly on Vile Park, which it and the Earth explodes into tiny tiny pieces, but the Shrine stays in tact and is left to float around in space forever more with the Fax Machine happily buzzing away in the corner of Shilen's office.

[Old Stroller]

A link to the Secret Bored will appear.

I was going to post a link to the actual secret bored (the real one, not KKK & FFs) in the belief that it had served its purpose and been dormant for years, but I’ve just logged in to find it is still being used by two posters on here as a personal match prediction competition and I’ve no wish to spoil their fun.

So, it remains the secret bored.

[Old Fart]

A radio station will play Hotel California or Disco Inferno without the DJ talking over the last 30 seconds of the music.

Someone will get a Ryan Air flight to Spain for £15 all in.  Although it will be £400 to return. 

Somewhere a teenager will complete a sentence without including the word "like" in it.

[MrBater]

A massive asteriod hits the Earth directly on Vile Park, which it and the Earth explodes into tiny tiny pieces, but the Shrine stays in tact and is left to float around in space forever more with the Fax Machine happily buzzing away in the corner of Shilen's office.

'arfs

In reality it would hit seal park and they'd be given a billion off their next FFP.

[MrFizz]

A link to the Secret Bored will appear.

I was going to post a link to the actual secret bored (the real one, not KKK & FFs) in the belief that it had served its purpose and been dormant for years, but I’ve just logged in to find it is still being used by two posters on here as a personal match prediction competition and I’ve no wish to spoil their fun.

So, it remains the secret bored.

Oh go on. Invasion!