06-04-2024, 09:49 AM
(06-04-2024, 09:33 AM)Midget In A Pinstripe Suit Wrote: If this is still going by 11 I'm getting the hammer out.
Hell no! This is the best the board's been since FF was last on here!
Would rather talk to ChatGPT
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Do you have secret names for your neighbours?
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06-04-2024, 09:49 AM
(06-04-2024, 09:33 AM)Midget In A Pinstripe Suit Wrote: If this is still going by 11 I'm getting the hammer out. Hell no! This is the best the board's been since FF was last on here!
Would rather talk to ChatGPT
06-04-2024, 09:51 AM
(06-04-2024, 09:47 AM)Ossian Wrote:(06-04-2024, 09:33 AM)Midget In A Pinstripe Suit Wrote: If this is still going by 11 I'm getting the hammer out. ![]() I'll be sure to post all about it on here as well.
In the form of his life.
06-04-2024, 09:54 AM
There was a kid in the street named Malcolm when I was a nipper. Because I didn't know any other Malcolms I added Muggeridge to his name. It sounded more interesting. Plus, I didn't know his surname.
Unlike the real Malcolm Muggeridge, the faux Malcolm Muggeridge is still alive and working on the bins in Dudley.
06-04-2024, 10:44 AM
(06-04-2024, 09:54 AM)baggiebloke Wrote: There was a kid in the street named Malcolm when I was a nipper. Because I didn't know any other Malcolms I added Muggeridge to his name. It sounded more interesting. Plus, I didn't know his surname. I saw a "kid" I went to college with, who I haven't seen for 35 years or so and, affectionately, referred to him as "Clint" as that was all I could remember him as (Named after Clint Eastwood as he was a bit of a cowboy (trainee plumber). His mates just looked at him as if to say "Who the fuck's Clint" and I knew I'd set him up for some piss taking
06-04-2024, 05:52 PM
06-04-2024, 07:13 PM
Hot Tub Timemachine because he has a hot tub that he is always in.
The Mentalist because she always shouts on the phone and once screamed "I have mental issues you know" so loudly that half the estate knows now.
06-04-2024, 07:24 PM
(06-04-2024, 05:52 PM)man in the corner shop Wrote: Is this place like mumsnet or what? Tit wank lol
06-04-2024, 08:00 PM
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Ginger Mourinho - thinks his kids going to make it
Joe Bugner - she looks like him Big Telly - always one better than you Paint dry - decorator. Lovely person, but goes on a bit
06-04-2024, 08:31 PM
Joe bugner lol
06-04-2024, 09:19 PM
Black cat.
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