Queue Watch

[Duffers]

Problem I have is that I’m quite introverted and there is nothing I hate more than awkward small talk with strangers. The prospect of being stuck in a queue for 24 hours with nothing but pensioners and Daily Mail readers in plastic Union Jack hats either side makes me want to contemplate chucking myself into the Thames.

God, I never thought about that.  Stood next to wannabee Giles Brandreth types for 30 odd hours.

Have Paddy Power offered odds on whether some old dear will die whilst in the queue yet?

I think if they drop you just step around them.