Anybody know him...?

[Derek Hardballs]

Way over the top comments........the fuckers on coach A from the hawthorns who save seats on the coach for their mates and passing around scotch eggs need banning

Someone didn’t get their Scotch Egg by the looks of it.

I would rather get a lift with Fred west than go on those coaches

They are a horrible experience. Some right weirdos and some folks who think they run the club because they sit at the front of the coach taking the tickets off paying customers. I'd like a scotch egg, though. And you're rightly feeling aggrieved at not receiving one.

It’s ok Fred has picked one up at Gloucester services and is on route to pick him up  on his way to Stoke.

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Is it possible to be in a camp where you find both spectrums of support mentioned a bit weird?

I wouldn’t want to eat scotch eggs on a coach, and I wouldn’t like to stand next to someone at a match who is threatening to stab people

Exactly. 

Dad, what is the out of shape man with his head upside down doing?
He’s threatening to stab someone through the medium of performative dance. 
Isn’t that wrong? Yes son but not as bad as someone sitting on a coach with a scotch egg. 
Dad, yes son, football is a bit weird can we go home now?