Having your cake and eating it (or not)

[CarlosCorbewrong]

Unsurprisingly Gregg Wallace is a complete cnut too. I know some people who worked at one of the factories he did his show at, (no not human meat), she said he was a complete arrogant arse, lovely on camera, as soon as they stopped rolling though it was diva time.

He was publicly outed for doing this.

[Tom Joad]

Years back, a lad I worked with had a holiday apartment on the Costa Del Sol, he let work colleagues rent it  quite cheap. Mrs Ministry and myself took him up, had a nice week for £200 or so.
Before we went, the bloke bought me a set of keys, told me about places to go etc. He told me that
Just up the road was a nice, expensive restaurant, `Don Pedros` or whatever. He went in one evening, celebrating his wifes birthday or something. An alleged comedian from Liverpool, a big friend of Bruce Forsyth, and a keen golfer came in with 3 or 4 mates, ordered Gin & Tonics, then a seafood platter, some San Miguels, and chilled wine etc. After finishing, they
got up to leave, the waiter said `Senor, your bill`, he basically said `Don`t you know who I am, I`m a star on British T.V, you don`t expect me to pay ?` From what the apartment owner said, the restaurant manager said` You are not a star on Spanish T.V, pay or I call the police.

Tarby? A young John Lennon once made a comment about him being a twat.

[CarlosCorbewrong]

Years back, a lad I worked with had a holiday apartment on the Costa Del Sol, he let work colleagues rent it  quite cheap. Mrs Ministry and myself took him up, had a nice week for £200 or so.
Before we went, the bloke bought me a set of keys, told me about places to go etc. He told me that
Just up the road was a nice, expensive restaurant, `Don Pedros` or whatever. He went in one evening, celebrating his wifes birthday or something. An alleged comedian from Liverpool, a big friend of Bruce Forsyth, and a keen golfer came in with 3 or 4 mates, ordered Gin & Tonics, then a seafood platter, some San Miguels, and chilled wine etc. After finishing, they
got up to leave, the waiter said `Senor, your bill`, he basically said `Don`t you know who I am, I`m a star on British T.V, you don`t expect me to pay ?` From what the apartment owner said, the restaurant manager said` You are not a star on Spanish T.V, pay or I call the police.

Tarby? A young John Lennon once made a comment about him being a twat.

It's definitely Tarbuck but posts about dead celebs trend better.