Excluding the obvious, which teams do you really dislike / hate and why?

[Mr vertical]

Liverpool. I was at a wedding this weekend where both the groom and best man were "Reds" and and levered "Six times European Cup Winners" into their speeches. This annoyed me far more than it should have. I lived there for a couple of years in the 90s and don't mind Toffees nearly as much.

As I've mentioned before I'm quite fond of Clayheads generally now I live among them. Two of my best mates are Stoke STers.