"Celebrity" "Cunts"

[yeoman lai]

I can confirm that the only thing cuntish about Robert Plant is that he is a dingle.

[Tom Joad]

I can confirm that the only thing cuntish about Robert Plant is that he is a dingle.

...is my (2nd hand) opinion too. He crops up a lot in some of the places I knock about and no one has a bad word.

[hudds]

Halle Berry – total bitch cos I wouldn’t let her come to my room when the bar shut staying in the same hotel.

Scarlett Johansson – even worse – I had to lock the fuggin door after she followed me.  Horrible woman.

Liz Hurley – managed to crash the room after I got back in the early hours but I kicked her out screaming blue murder and spitting.  Vile.

Margot Robbie – worst of the lot – she blanked me after I asked her to come to my room after 10 pints in the Coal Hole then back to the Savoy.   Bitch.

The Coal Hole on The Strand is a great pub.

That's why I go in there!  Wander down to the Black Friar after.  The Edgar Wallace en route.

[HugeHons]

Patrick Stewart is an arse!

For ultimate cringe watch Corden and Stewart lock horns at some tv ceremony somewhere on YouTube.

[Duffers]

Halle Berry – total bitch cos I wouldn’t let her come to my room when the bar shut staying in the same hotel.

Scarlett Johansson – even worse – I had to lock the fuggin door after she followed me.  Horrible woman.

Liz Hurley – managed to crash the room after I got back in the early hours but I kicked her out screaming blue murder and spitting.  Vile.

Margot Robbie – worst of the lot – she blanked me after I asked her to come to my room after 10 pints in the Coal Hole then back to the Savoy.   Bitch.

The Coal Hole on The Strand is a great pub.

That's why I go in there!  Wander down to the Black Friar after.  The Edgar Wallace en route.

I know the Blackfriar well too. A little too well as it’s usually the place I stop for a quick piss when I’m running along the river.

[CaptainFantastico]

Wilkinson, the DJ, if you don't know who he is, he and his gobshite manager will tell you.

Can’t comment on the lad himself but know his MC who’s a really good lad so surprised to hear that

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Plus one for Marsden. What a lettuce.

[Derek Hardballs]

My Dad knows Robert Plant and said he was a nice bloke.

I sadly met Gary Newbon at a swanky wanky banky do and he was an arse

[Lightnin]

I’ve met Stan Collymore and you won’t be surprised.

[MrFizz]

Can concur with those mentioning Newbon. Once had the misfortune of sitting opposite him on a train to Marylebone. So far up his own arse he could play tonsil hockey with himself.

[DemonicBaggie]

Halle Berry – total bitch cos I wouldn’t let her come to my room when the bar shut staying in the same hotel.

Scarlett Johansson – even worse – I had to lock the fuggin door after she followed me.  Horrible woman.

Liz Hurley – managed to crash the room after I got back in the early hours but I kicked her out screaming blue murder and spitting.  Vile.

Margot Robbie – worst of the lot – she blanked me after I asked her to come to my room after 10 pints in the Coal Hole then back to the Savoy.   Bitch.

The Coal Hole on The Strand is a great pub.

That's why I go in there!  Wander down to the Black Friar after.  The Edgar Wallace en route.

I know the Blackfriar well too. A little too well as it’s usually the place I stop for a quick piss when I’m running along the river.

Had an ale in the Blackfriar on Monday. Ace pub. Not the easiest of conveniences to access for a quick piss, mind, assuming you mean you actually went into the place.