09-23-2022, 07:00 AM
(09-23-2022, 06:35 AM)GunsOfNavarone Wrote:(09-23-2022, 12:55 AM)Bear Town Baggie Wrote:(09-22-2022, 06:15 PM)Kit Kat Chunky Wrote: With Captain Shitbeard in front of you though, how much chance do you have?
To be fair his beard is the only thing that isn't shit.
Beg to disagree. Every time I look at Captain Shitbeard's shit beard I imagine bees flying from it. They're probably what he's been pointing at the whole time he's been here. This would finally explain the mystery of exactly what the fuck it is he's always pointing at.
Although bees are useful they can also be very distracting, further explaining his poor levels of concentration and positioning. Shitheard may not be as shit as many of us believe, rather he may be preoccupied by attempting to swat his beard bees.
Captain Shitbeard should shave his shit beard off as it's clearly detrimental to his game. Maybe.....
That started my day with a good loff