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The liquidator Offline
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#11
12-09-2020, 07:53 PM
Everything will be fine
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#12
12-09-2020, 07:53 PM
Ziz is fucking ace. He's about as Indian as I am.

What happened to the retired French bloke and the martial artist?
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#13
12-09-2020, 08:01 PM
Santa has been outsourced. Presents are now delivered by someone called 'Amazon'. Even the Reindeer have been forced to take early retirement. Their place has been taken by a rusty Mercedes Sprinter van. Although the flashing red warning light on the dashboard is a nice tribute to Rudolph (RIP).
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#14
12-09-2020, 08:06 PM
(12-09-2020, 07:53 PM)Baggie_Nick Wrote: Ziz is fucking ace. He's about as Indian as I am.

What happened to the retired French bloke and the martial artist?

I hope your not saying that Ziz is the boards Walter mitty.
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12-09-2020, 08:50 PM
(12-09-2020, 08:06 PM)The liquidator Wrote:
(12-09-2020, 07:53 PM)Baggie_Nick Wrote: Ziz is fucking ace. He's about as Indian as I am.

What happened to the retired French bloke and the martial artist?

I hope your not saying that Ziz is the boards Walter mitty.

Nuttier than squirrel shite.

Hugely entertaining.
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#16
12-09-2020, 09:24 PM
Something very unnerving about a fat bearded bloke emptying his sack in children's bedrooms all over the land.

How many of you are fat and beardy?
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#17
12-09-2020, 10:30 PM
(12-09-2020, 09:24 PM)SausEggBaton Wrote: Something very unnerving about a fat bearded bloke emptying his sack in children's bedrooms all over the land.

How many of you are fat and beardy?

Slightly overweight and stubbly.
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#18
12-09-2020, 10:34 PM
(12-09-2020, 09:24 PM)SausEggBaton Wrote: Something very unnerving about a fat bearded bloke emptying his sack in children's bedrooms all over the land.

How many of you are fat and beardy?

Never done a beard. It's on the long list of stuff I'm shit at. I've got dark hair - well greyer now - but when I've grown a beard of any length it's fucking ginger. And bits of it are white nowadays. Nah, not a great look for me.

Little bit of a belly but now rapidly receeding since the fucking pubs are fucking cunting shut.
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#19
12-09-2020, 10:51 PM
This dumps gone to the dogs! Can't even get a fat beardy bloke anymore! Big Grin
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#20
12-09-2020, 10:57 PM
(12-09-2020, 09:24 PM)SausEggBaton Wrote: Something very unnerving about a fat bearded bloke emptying his sack in children's bedrooms all over the land.

How many of you are fat and beardy?

I won't answer that question, it is discriminatory  Big Grin Big Grin
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