03-14-2020, 11:34 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-14-2020, 11:35 AM by Banbury Baggie.)
How about this one.....using the same tune as "We've conquered all the Midlands...."
The Scousers thought they won it,
The title looked a cert,
Wanking themselves silly,
Ending 30 years of hurt,
By far they were the best team,
It was proven by the stats,
Then China fucked the season,
Because of eating bats!!!!
Deluded fucking dippers,
Get back under your rock,
And take that German with ya,
The buck toothed fucking cock,
Van Dyke, Firminho, Salah,
Your gonna win fuck all,
The country is ecstatic,
Cos we fucking love football!!!!
allez, allez, allez…...
The Scousers thought they won it,
The title looked a cert,
Wanking themselves silly,
Ending 30 years of hurt,
By far they were the best team,
It was proven by the stats,
Then China fucked the season,
Because of eating bats!!!!
Deluded fucking dippers,
Get back under your rock,
And take that German with ya,
The buck toothed fucking cock,
Van Dyke, Firminho, Salah,
Your gonna win fuck all,
The country is ecstatic,
Cos we fucking love football!!!!
allez, allez, allez…...