FIRE UP THE FAX MACHINE DR JOHN

[Ossian]

INCOMING

The thermal fax paper has run out but luckily the Cone Chucker has a stash of Izal which should work just as well.

Always makes me wonder who invented that stuff and thought it was a good idea to wipe your arse with it. 
One of the mysteries of life ay it.

It was character building. 

(Provided that the objective was to build sociopaths...)

[GunsOfNavarone]

INCOMING

The thermal fax paper has run out but luckily the Cone Chucker has a stash of Izal which should work just as well.

Izal = oh fucking hell, I may as well smear shit up my back. Googled it to see if you can still buy the stuff. It's available on Amazon and has a two out of five star rating. How the fuck it got two stars is beyond me. Must be a good fire starter (twisted though obviously) or summat. Terrible stuff. It was like a hybrid grease proof sandpaper. Hated having a shit at school but when ya gorra gew, ya gorra gew. Couldn't believe it when mom actually bought some in the shopping. I felt like running away from home, but then that may have been her intention. Fiendishly cunning woman was our mom, god bless her.

[The liquidator]

Was that the tracing paper stuff jesus didnt half hurt wiping your arse with that stuff