Not the best start to the day
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I went to see the Doctor, as I've been having trouble with my hearing. The doctor asked me to describe the symptons. I told him that Homer is yellow, Marge has big blue hair.....
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(02-11-2019, 11:16 AM)Dreamkiller Wrote: I went to see the Doctor, as I've been having trouble with my hearing. The doctor asked me to describe the symptons. I told him that Homer is yellow, Marge has big blue hair.....

Smile

PK will be seething...
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#3
He knows when he's beat.  Cool
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#4
Second is first loser...
In the form of his life.
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(02-11-2019, 11:16 AM)Dreamkiller Wrote: I went to see the Doctor, as I've been having trouble with my hearing. The doctor asked me to describe the symptons. I told him that Homer is yellow, Marge has big blue hair.....

I like that one, DK.     Wink
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#6
I had a similar poor start. Thought my wife would appreciate I was going to do some decorating and I showed her wallpaper I picked with lots of images of Scotty dogs on it. But she accused me of having an All Terrier Motif.
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(02-11-2019, 11:16 AM)Dreamkiller Wrote: I went to see the Doctor, as I've been having trouble with my hearing. The doctor asked me to describe the symptons. I told him that Homer is yellow, Marge has big blue hair.....

That sounds fucking serious I'd go straight to A&E

Probably best to avoid Stafford
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(02-11-2019, 11:30 AM)baggiebloke Wrote:
(02-11-2019, 11:16 AM)Dreamkiller Wrote: I went to see the Doctor, as I've been having trouble with my hearing. The doctor asked me to describe the symptons. I told him that Homer is yellow, Marge has big blue hair.....

That sounds fucking serious I'd go straight to A&E


Sorry, can't hear you.
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#9
I was online earlier looking at some flights, missus came home and was elated, dropped to her knees and gave me a blowjob there and then

Pretty amazing really, she's never been really interested in darts before.....

Cuzer
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#10
I went to see my Doc when I was having trouble with my sight and spelling.
He said "Don't worry If you cant spell Armageddon it's not the end of the world"
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