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Dust off your crystal ball, magic 8 ball, tea leaves or taro cards. Strictly no Ouija boards, we're not Wolves fans ffs.
The mystery to de-mist is:
Where do we finish after the away day in May?
The more precise the prediction the better the chance of universal board acclaim and being known as the resident psychic. No badge, no trophy just pure smug bar steward points.
My prediction is 18th, GD -10, 52 pts
* yes I think my magic 8 ball is fooked.
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It’s impossible to say. If Todd G doesn’t pick-up a win in the next three, then I think - without Nessie around to hug him, make him feel better and tell him it’s all OK - he’s toast. No sin in losing to Cov; although stuttering of late all champions elect do that at least once a season, and they are clearly where they deserve to be. But a failure to get that first win against Charlton or away at Oxford, and he’s jug-eared toast. And then it’s down to Mozza and co, because a) it’s too late and b) who wants a cheap temp job. We are as attractive a proposition right now as standing next to a wanking Collymore on Cannock Chase, watching Katie Price hump Luke Littler through a misty Allegro window. We don’t offer stability, support, money (wages or to spend) nor a great paintbrush to work with. So I think it’ll all come down to what happens during games 8-10 for ER.
Win one of them and we’ll see a rebound I think. In which case:
20th, GD -18, 48 points.
Lose them all/two losses and a draw, then they stick or twist and it goes thus:
22nd, GD -25 40 points.
Our entire future hinges on that first win. And Eric has yet to prove he can win an EFL match.
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We are as attractive a proposition right now as standing next to a wanking Collymore on Cannock Chase, watching Katie Price hump Luke Littler through a misty Allegro window.
This is a very vivid portrayal. A picture says a thousand words but sometimes words say it better.
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Think were relegated simply because its almost impossible to play behind a front line that can't hold on to the ball never mind score a goal. We've dodged a couple of bullets in the last 2 games but eventually teams will score against us and we simply cannot reply.
22nd 42 points - 23 goal difference
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(This post was last modified: 10 hours ago by ericlegrisly too.)
Based on what Rambo Eric has delivered thus far, and the fact that 'heroic' nil-nils against the might of Blues and Stoke aren't enough:
22nd 43 points, - 25 gd
