#KnobGate

[baggiebloke]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...ed-by-wada

[Hughie Reed 31]

Does that mean a fat bastard will travel much further
Asking for a friend?

[MrBater]

Bugger was going to post this, but using inject your cock and fly further...

Darn it


For those who don't wanna read, in short, ski jumpers are injecting their cocks so that their dki suits are bigger which makes them fly further!

[Merkinagogo]

You have to wonder who was the first to think 'You know what, I'm going to ...'

Then you wonder how many different substances they tried until they found one that worked.

[Tom Joad 25]

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...ed-by-wada

Med me loff, some of the options include injecting acid in the penis or putting clay in the skisuit? I wonder which of those is most popular?

[HawkingsHalfpint]

They should rename it ski-humping.