MCW’ing it up

[CarlosCorbewrong]

I don’t like flash cars, designer clothes or a house too big for my family, but…

I just got a De Longhi bean to cup motherbugger and, man, I’m happy!

[MrBater]

You just need to buy some good coffee beans now, find the perfect tamp, the right temp and the correct grind size, oh and some good water, then you realise that there's loads of bollocks talked about coffee

[rsbaggy2]

I don't know what MCW is but owning a coffee machine is the most ostentatious piece of MCWing known to (this) man.

[MrBater]

Then again, I just put vodka in my hot chocolate

[CarlosCorbewrong]

You just need to buy some good coffee beans now, find the perfect tamp, the right temp and the correct grind size, oh and some good water, then you realise that there's loads of bollocks talked about coffee

Does it all for me! Makes little coffee grind poos and puts them into a little bin for me! Even cleans itself!

[MrBater]

You just need to buy some good coffee beans now, find the perfect tamp, the right temp and the correct grind size, oh and some good water, then you realise that there's loads of bollocks talked about coffee

Does it all for me! Makes little coffee grind poos and puts them into a little bin for me! Even cleans itself!

Adjusting the grind based on the beans is a skill... They all have different oil levels n stuff...

I gave up on fancy coffee bollox years back, was nearly getting to the stage of roasting my own!

[man in the corner shop]

I don’t like flash cars, designer clothes or a house too big for my family, but…

I just got a De Longhi bean to cup motherbugger and, man, I’m happy!

Always flicking the bean

[CarlosCorbewrong]

You just need to buy some good coffee beans now, find the perfect tamp, the right temp and the correct grind size, oh and some good water, then you realise that there's loads of bollocks talked about coffee

Does it all for me! Makes little coffee grind poos and puts them into a little bin for me! Even cleans itself!

Adjusting the grind based on the beans is a skill... They all have different oil levels n stuff...

I gave up on fancy coffee bollox years back, was nearly getting to the stage of roasting my own!

I’m planning on faffing tomorrow. Man’s gotta have a hobby!

[Cheshire East Baggie]

Feckin' amateurs. Fair enough, we only do cafetiere or Bialetti. But do you wannabe MCWs have a food dehydrator or a cold smoker? Eh?

[MrFizz]

I don’t like flash cars, designer clothes or a house too big for my family, but…

I just got a De Longhi bean to cup motherbugger and, man, I’m happy!

Welcome to the MCW coffee club. Love my DeLonghi. Yesterday i removed the brewing unit and gave it a nice clean.