Ramsays Reformers v Clawing Canaries

[tHEgLASSdOORS]

1-1 apiece each

[Peachofacross]

4-1 win

All aboard HMS Piss 15th!

[Mason Ryan]

1-0 Baggies. A surprising defensive masterclass.

[HawkingsHalfpint]

The Canaries are coming to mining territory, and they know it. What’s more, when they used to send canaries down mines, rumour has it that one of them - a particularly short but very famous one named Tom ‘Maverick’ McDelius (long before he had a load of cosmetic feather-and-plume work done) - once said to the other of his caged compatriots “you don’t have time to blink down there. If you blink, you’re dead.”

So with this in mind, I predict an astonishing 2-0 to the Blinkless Baggies, because no-one - canary-dwarf Scientologist or not - can beat us at our own game.

In an eventful week at B71, this will shortly be followed by Eric’s exciting announcement of his entry into the international national stare-out championships, later in the week. All in a bid to boost the magical ‘revenue-stream revolution’ that everyone bangs on about, but no-one has an iota of a clue how to execute (beyond making Greggs the Bollywood of Bangra Baggies Banqueting Halls, which is a terrible idea but can’t be worse than the Fanzone). Anyway, he’s been practising every hour on the hour, versus a glossy poster of Coronation Street’s Todd Grimshaw; chiefly because his mirrors don’t quite reflect well enough in the final third when they have possession of the image. Oh and because he models himself upon said poster impeccably.

I also predict that it’ll be freezing and if I’m wrong I’ll consider leaving early.

[HeggebøsBarnDoor]

I predict that we will see the curse that has impacted our away form lifted.

It struck me last night that our season went to pot after the death of that pigeon on the pitch. I think the medical team will have an opportunity to right that wrong.

Another pigeon will fall from the sky around the 60th minute. Ramsay will see the pigeon in distress and immediately dispatch the medical team who will promptly resuscitate the pigeon via mouth to mouth. The grateful pigeon will fly off and our away form will dramatically improve.

Ohh and we'll beat those Norfolk farmer folk 3-1.

Good time all round.

[Bob Fossil]

Seems like we do better at their place and them better at ours.
1-2
Proper carnage!

[HLS]

The Canaries are coming to mining territory, and they know it. What’s more, when they used to send canaries down mines, rumour has it that one of them - a particularly short but very famous one named Tom ‘Maverick’ McDelius (long before he had a load of cosmetic feather-and-plume work done) - once said to the other of his caged compatriots “you don’t have time to blink down there. If you blink, you’re dead.”

So with this in mind, I predict an astonishing 2-0 to the Blinkless Baggies, because no-one - canary-dwarf Scientologist or not - can beat us at our own game.

In an eventful week at B71, this will shortly be followed by Eric’s exciting announcement of his entry into the international national stare-out championships, later in the week. All in a bid to boost the magical ‘revenue-stream revolution’ that everyone bangs on about, but no-one has an iota of a clue how to execute (beyond making Greggs the Bollywood of Bangra Baggies Banqueting Halls, which is a terrible idea but can’t be worse than the Fanzone). Anyway, he’s been practising every hour on the hour, versus a glossy poster of Coronation Street’s Todd Grimshaw; chiefly because his mirrors don’t quite reflect well enough in the final third when they have possession of the image. Oh and because he models himself upon said poster impeccably.

I also predict that it’ll be freezing and if I’m wrong I’ll consider leaving early.

What's Manish's view of proceedings?

[HawkingsHalfpint]

He’ll be dressed in a canary suit in Mark’s cage.

[Merkinagogo]

First step on the way to an unexpected play-off triumph, so 2-1 to us - Dike & Phillips

[Lurker#3]

3-1

HMSpissthetophalf to leave the dry dock.