Minor things that annoy you when people host you...
#1
We were lucky enough to be hosted by 4 or 5 groups of people over the festive period and I found myself getting frustrated by very minor things;

1) Not having enough ice in for bevvies so they only put one or 2 cubes in the glass
2) Unpalatable coffee
3) Having TV/music on too quietly
4) Loud ticking clocks
5) Minging chemical ridden candles
6) Really hot houses
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#2
Not having enough seats.

If you invite me round I need a seat. I didn't come round to stand and talk.
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#3
You sure you haven’t been to see Vecna Lurker?
Raw Sausage
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#4
Who gets hosted? You mates with Bob Monkhouse?
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#5
(01-06-2026, 07:34 PM)Lurker#3 Wrote: We were lucky enough to be hosted by 4 or 5 groups of people over the festive period and I found myself getting frustrated by very minor things;

1) Not having enough ice in for bevvies so they only put one or 2 cubes in the glass
2) Unpalatable coffee
3) Having TV/music on too quietly
4) Loud ticking clocks
5) Minging chemical ridden candles
6) Really hot houses

Swingers parties just aren't the same these days.
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#6
6) Also, really cold houses.
In the form of his life.
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#7
(01-06-2026, 07:34 PM)Lurker#3 Wrote: We were lucky enough to be hosted by 4 or 5 groups of people over the festive period and I found myself getting frustrated by very minor things;

1) Not having enough ice in for bevvies so they only put one or 2 cubes in the glass
2) Unpalatable coffee
3) Having TV/music on too quietly
4) Loud ticking clocks
5) Minging chemical ridden candles
6) Really hot houses

Well I've crossed your name off my list for next festive season.
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#8
(01-06-2026, 07:58 PM)baggiebloke Wrote:
(01-06-2026, 07:34 PM)Lurker#3 Wrote: We were lucky enough to be hosted by 4 or 5 groups of people over the festive period and I found myself getting frustrated by very minor things;

1) Not having enough ice in for bevvies so they only put one or 2 cubes in the glass
2) Unpalatable coffee
3) Having TV/music on too quietly
4) Loud ticking clocks
5) Minging chemical ridden candles
6) Really hot houses

Swingers parties just aren't the same these days.

Really cold hands!  Big Grin
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#9
(01-06-2026, 08:01 PM)Midget In A Pinstripe Suit Wrote: 6) Also, really cold houses.

16-19°C - Simple..
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#10
Loud tellies and music where a few folk gather for convivial mutual benefit CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF
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