01-06-2026, 10:42 AM
If a bloke with luxuriant hair and a beard turns up for an interview and spouts 30 minutes of pseudo intellectual shit, his name is Russell Martin.
He will maintain that his last two managerial disasters were down to the players being too thick to grasp the brilliance of his possession based, fuck about at the back, lose the ball in your own penalty area, tactics. He is blameless for the catastrophic outcome at Southampton and Rangers.
Please do not fall for his bull shyte. He is fucking useless. Do not appoint him. The fans will turn against him before he's even signed the contract.
Many thanks.
He will maintain that his last two managerial disasters were down to the players being too thick to grasp the brilliance of his possession based, fuck about at the back, lose the ball in your own penalty area, tactics. He is blameless for the catastrophic outcome at Southampton and Rangers.
Please do not fall for his bull shyte. He is fucking useless. Do not appoint him. The fans will turn against him before he's even signed the contract.
Many thanks.

