Oliver Burke

[Netherbaggy]

Hatrick today at Eintract Frankfurt for St Pauli,unbelievable.

[HawkingsHalfpint]

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

[Netherbaggy]

Union Berlin not St Pauli.

[HawkingsHalfpint]

Sounds like a dish at Hickory’s.

Fair play to him. He could run a lot but was clumsier than my daughter being asked to carry plates back to the kitchen, once reaching the kitchen.

[Dumbo]

Cyprus.

[man in the corner shop]

Union Berlin not St Pauli.

I thought it must be a lie

[Josh1873]

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

Not if it's a 24hour digital clock.

[Big Daddy Cool]

I hear he’s in the shadow squad.

[HawkingsHalfpint]

Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.

Not if it's a 24hour digital clock.

And neither if time stands still, which for Ollie Burke is the ideal scenario in front of goal. 

Instead, time is a thing and it usually catches up with him in the form of being tackled or just simply falling over.

[Merkinagogo]

I hear he’s in the shadow squad.

I read that as "shallow end," and it equally made sense