Top Five C**t Giveaways

[Heggam Bacon]

If you do two or more of the following on a regular basis you are a cunt.

1. Queue in a line at a traditional bar
2. Hog the middle lane(s) on a motorway
3. Unpack your tray on the conveyor going through airport security
4. Affecting an accent completely different to you your own innit
5. Conduct telephone conversations on loudspeaker in public (this also applies to watching things)
6. Frequenting the Malt Shovel, Hotton

[CarlosCorbewrong]

1. “It’s a different game”
2. “F.A.F.O”
3. “People are entitled to voice their opinions”
4. “Woke”
5. “Come on you Bears”

[tHEgLASSdOORS]

Wolves
Villa
Stoke
Man U
Chelsea

[GunsOfNavarone]

If you do two or more of the following on a regular basis you are a cunt.

1. Queue in a line at a traditional bar
2. Hog the middle lane(s) on a motorway
3. Unpack your tray on the conveyor going through airport security
4. Affecting an accent completely different to you your own innit
5. Conduct telephone conversations on loudspeaker in public (this also applies to watching things)
6. Frequenting the Malt Shovel, Hotton

Anyone doing this needs to be transported to a an area populated with starving polar bears. Utter fuckwittery.

[SW4Baggie]

If you do two or more of the following on a regular basis you are a cunt.

1. Queue in a line at a traditional bar
2. Hog the middle lane(s) on a motorway
3. Unpack your tray on the conveyor going through airport security
4. Affecting an accent completely different to you your own innit
5. Conduct telephone conversations on loudspeaker in public (this also applies to watching things)
6. Frequenting the Malt Shovel, Hotton

Anyone doing this needs to be transported to a an area populated with starving polar bears. Utter fuckwittery.

Except at airports - different rules apply.