Shilen Patel is no shirker.........

[ColliersWoodBaggie]

...........he's appointed our favourite Gnurker

[Spandaubaggie]

Patel can smile now and show his teeth. He’s got the man who loves soft feet.

[Mr vertical]

Smersshhhh.

[Shabby Russian]

Patel has ended all the intrigue
he's appointed the manager who won us a league.

[Vinebaggie]

We’re not in the business of recruiting a chancer
We’ve got a man who gave a shoeing to cancer

[Spandaubaggie]

By and large TM’s welcome, but some are in a fluster and Man in A Corner Shop will fuck off to Worcester.

[MrFizz]

Man in a corner shop may bleat,
But he'll miss all the lovely soft feet!

[MancBaggie]

Mogga will need to turn a sows ear into silk
Pass him a fugging Dairy Milk

[Duffers]

Let's all have a slow pray....

[Bob Fossil]

If Shilen has a son will he call him Arthur?