Little stat I never realised

[Kit Kat Chunky]

I thought Earnie got the 'perfect' hat trick?

One of them went in off his teeth 

[Midget In A Pinstripe Suit]

You're on a real WUM tear at the moment, aren'tcha?

#Attentionseeking

Are you two for real? I hardly post at all. 
I’d like to think you might be getting me mixed up with someone else? If not, then you’ll be talking utter bollocks. Just like the blinkered Sky Sports lovers who talk about football as if Sky and the Premier League invented it.

Must. Try. Harder.

I’m genuinely confused. I really think you’re getting me mixed up with another poster with a Bristol based username. No problem tho. I don’t give a toss. You can think what you want if it brings some happiness into your world

Apologies, I think we are.

[MrBater]

I thought Earnie got the 'perfect' hat trick?

One of them went in off his teeth 

Incisor, molar and canine