Go on then, a match fred

[Sliced]

We're not actually playing too badly, but boy do we look poor once we're in the last 33 yards.

If Val had been on charge of this performance you wouldn’t be saying that 

I reckon we’ve been less than crap for the past 4 minutes. Before that it was pretty dire

[HawkingsHalfpint]

Furlong playing well

[Sliced]

How much do we need a goal.

Furlong playing well at the moment

[SW4Baggie]

Do we ever win a second ball in the opposition box?

We seem good at getting a head and sending the ball 90 degrees up in the air but we never attack it when it comes back down.

[Ted Maul]

Another grim 30 minutes.

[Bob Fossil]

How much do we need a goal.

Furlong playing well at the moment

Chances zero.
Huff n puff nothing else.

[MassDebater]

We're not actually playing too badly, but boy do we look poor once we're in the last 33 yards.

If Val had been on charge of this performance you wouldn’t be saying that 

I reckon we’ve been less than crap for the past 4 minutes. Before that it was pretty dire

If Six had have been in charge then we'd be aimlessly hoofing it, are you not actually watching? We're actually passing to each other, mostly, for a change!

[Ted Maul]

We're not actually playing too badly, but boy do we look poor once we're in the last 33 yards.

If Val had been on charge of this performance you wouldn’t be saying that 

I reckon we’ve been less than crap for the past 4 minutes. Before that it was pretty dire

If Six had have been in charge then we'd be aimlessly hoofing it, are you not actually watching? We're actually passing to each other, mostly, for a change!

Still creating fuck all and look even less like scoring. So the method is largely irrelevant.

[MassDebater]

We're not actually playing too badly, but boy do we look poor once we're in the last 33 yards.

If Val had been on charge of this performance you wouldn’t be saying that 

I reckon we’ve been less than crap for the past 4 minutes. Before that it was pretty dire

If Six had have been in charge then we'd be aimlessly hoofing it, are you not actually watching? We're actually passing to each other, mostly, for a change!

Still creating fuck all and look even less like scoring. So the method is largely irrelevant.

We've had a shot on target FFS that's more than we've had in ages!

[Sliced]

We're not actually playing too badly, but boy do we look poor once we're in the last 33 yards.

If Val had been on charge of this performance you wouldn’t be saying that 

I reckon we’ve been less than crap for the past 4 minutes. Before that it was pretty dire

If Six had have been in charge then we'd be aimlessly hoofing it, are you not actually watching? We're actually passing to each other, mostly, for a change!

Hang on, what happened to “I don’t care how many shots we have it’s about how many good saves the keeper pulls off”. How many shots on target is it? One I can think of?