W*nker of the week
#1
Just been out for a jog round the block and noticed a Tesla on someone's drive with the number plate "M13 USK". I think I may have this competition sewn up.

*Apologies for the using the word w*nker which has implications of masturbation which may have been provoked by someone mentally objectifying a woman for purposes of arousal.
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#2
(03-16-2021, 02:16 PM)Fido Wrote: Just been out for a jog round the block and noticed a Tesla on someone's drive with the number plate "M13 USK". I think I may have this competition sewn up.

*Apologies for the using the word w*nker which has implications of masturbation which may have been provoked by someone mentally objectifying a woman for purposes of arousal.

Big Grin
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#3
(03-16-2021, 02:16 PM)Fido Wrote: Just been out for a jog round the block and noticed a Tesla on someone's drive with the number plate "M13 USK". I think I may have this competition sewn up.

*Apologies for the using the word w*nker which has implications of masturbation which may have been provoked by someone mentally objectifying a woman for purposes of arousal.

Homophobe.
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#4
I had a Tesla overtake me whilst going around an island yesterday morning. Utter tosser.
Incidentally I know one person who drives one and he is the epitome of narcissistic obnoxiousness.
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#5
Man with God complex combined with people worshipping him like a god.

Nope, can't see any issues there.
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#6
(03-16-2021, 02:52 PM)Spandaubaggie Wrote: I had a Tesla overtake me whilst going around an island yesterday morning. Utter tosser.
Incidentally I know one person who drives one and he is the epitome of narcissistic obnoxiousness.

You mean he's a tw*t?
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(03-16-2021, 02:52 PM)Spandaubaggie Wrote: I had a Tesla overtake me whilst going around an island yesterday morning. Utter tosser.
Incidentally I know one person who drives one and he is the epitome of narcissistic obnoxiousness.

Overtaking on roundabouts has become the norm,seems to me. Tossers.
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#8
(03-16-2021, 03:03 PM)MrFizz Wrote:
(03-16-2021, 02:52 PM)Spandaubaggie Wrote: I had a Tesla overtake me whilst going around an island yesterday morning. Utter tosser.
Incidentally I know one person who drives one and he is the epitome of narcissistic obnoxiousness.

You mean he's a tw*t?

I know this arsehole well unfortunately. He acts like he’s Donald Trump- a twat is too simplistic. The guy is a bully who is totally self absorbed.
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#9
Maybe he simply came from that Market Town in Monmouthshire and his initials are MB?
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#10
(03-16-2021, 04:16 PM)Spandaubaggie Wrote:
(03-16-2021, 03:03 PM)MrFizz Wrote:
(03-16-2021, 02:52 PM)Spandaubaggie Wrote: I had a Tesla overtake me whilst going around an island yesterday morning. Utter tosser.
Incidentally I know one person who drives one and he is the epitome of narcissistic obnoxiousness.

You mean he's a tw*t?

I know this arsehole well unfortunately. He acts like he’s Donald Trump- a twat is too simplistic. The guy is a bully who is totally self absorbed.

This guy you know, it isn't Elon Musk is it?
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