Tom Ince

[Dreamkiller]

And there was me thinking people on this dump had finally evolved to the point of not getting too worked up over spurious transfer gossip....

Sauce of this bollocks, "Team Talk", fucking hell even less reliable than Ziz's mates on twitter, WBA Rainbow stand & WBA transfer news.
Get the fucking Pampers out.

I mean the story is bollocks, totally and utterly. I’ve added a couple of words to the OP to remove any ambiguity. 

Besides, we offload our shit players to stoke not the other way round.  

<waves at DK >

I'll stifle the guffaws until it's done. 

Nah, this has got to be bollocks. Tom's career's only headed one way, and I doubt it's in the direction of the Premier League.

[HawkingsHalfpint]

I thought this 'fred was the dictionary definition of 'saunter' when I first clicked it.

Yours
lAVVRO

[Baggie_Nick]

Does he still exist?

[The liquidator]

Wide of the mark

[SausEggBaton]

Half expecting Berahino to sign on deadline day

Wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing, at least we'd be able to shift all those going out of date pies.

[SausEggBaton]

And there was me thinking people on this dump had finally evolved to the point of not getting too worked up over spurious transfer gossip....

Yeah, whatever' cheesecake!