MPs returning to the commons

[Derek Hardballs]

This is all about trying to protect the mop haired after dinner speaker that is floundering every week at PMQs without the braying donkeys and quiet words in his ear to help him.

[Protheroe]

This is all about trying to protect the mop haired after dinner speaker that is floundering every week at PMQs without the braying donkeys and quiet words in his ear to help him.

What? Against the Lewis Goodall choreographed outrage from a fella that's as interesting as listening to paint dry - and about as #forensic?

[Derek Hardballs]

This is all about trying to protect the mop haired after dinner speaker that is floundering every week at PMQs without the braying donkeys and quiet words in his ear to help him.

What? Against the Lewis Goodall choreographed outrage from a fella that's as interesting as listening to paint dry - and about as #forensic?

You Tories, always strangers to the truth.

[Protheroe]

This is all about trying to protect the mop haired after dinner speaker that is floundering every week at PMQs without the braying donkeys and quiet words in his ear to help him.

What? Against the Lewis Goodall choreographed outrage from a fella that's as interesting as listening to paint dry - and about as #forensic?

You Tories, always strangers to the truth.

You must have missed PMQs Wednesday then. The most ham-fisted stage management I can remember.

[Derek Hardballs]

This is all about trying to protect the mop haired after dinner speaker that is floundering every week at PMQs without the braying donkeys and quiet words in his ear to help him.

What? Against the Lewis Goodall choreographed outrage from a fella that's as interesting as listening to paint dry - and about as #forensic?

You Tories, always strangers to the truth.

You must have missed PMQs Wednesday then. The most ham-fisted stage management I can remember.

The only ham fist I heard was Johnson’s banging on the dispatch box when he got rattled. The rest was the usual Brah, blah, rah, the people, brah, brah, bbbbuut, bwah proud, brah, bwar, bbbbrrrr (insert incorrectly used Latin) brah, bwarrr, bbbbeerr, proud, bbbrr blam, bedoing, bwar what the people want, bwaaarrr, worsits, my bra, bwar, bleugh, moving on!

[The liquidator]

I phoned you .......had his pants down

[baggy1]

Saturday night drinking LIQ

[WWHO]

Saturday night drinking LIQ

Even more dangerous, Saturday night thinking.

[The liquidator]

I work on a Saturday more than I can say for some

[Derek Hardballs]

I’m intrigued, who wasn’t working on a Saturday and had their pants down?