Unofficial ALL TRANSFER DEADLINE STUFF thread

[Peachy]

It's got to be worth a try...... as I'm working and spend all my time driving etc it would be great to try and get as much transfer shite/meltdowns/links/bull shit ITK nonsense in one place to make it easier.

I can't be the only one?

[Sliced]

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[Duffers]

My window cleaner’s rent boy’s cousin told me that we had agreed a deal to sign Messi. But just as the wine came out to toast the contract Dowling mentioned that he preferred Chilean Malbec to Argentinian. So now it’s not happening.

[MassDebater]

My window cleaner’s rent boy’s cousin told me that we had agreed a deal to sign Messi. But just as the wine came out to toast the contract Dowling mentioned that he preferred Chilean Malbec to Argentinian. So now it’s not happening.

That would be a messy conversation.

[MGalea]

First of all.... E&S say no loan for Gayle.

[Artist]

Maybe if we keep asking Newcastle will change their mind.

[MassDebater]

In all seriousness, could you imagine if one season, the club concluded all of the transfers well in advance of the deadline day?

No, me either

[Hopalong]

First of all.... E&S say no loan for Gayle.

Ah ..... but they didn't say we won't sign him 

[MGalea]

In all seriousness, could you imagine if one season, the club concluded all of the transfers well in advance of the deadline day?

No, me either

Not really because that's the nature of the market.

Spurs, Arsenal, Man Utd need to get there shit together to set it all off properly.

[Hopalong]

In all seriousness, could you imagine if one season, the club concluded all of the transfers well in advance of the deadline day?

No, me either

Our business concluded last Friday....early enough for you?