Reform- failed Tories who led the Brexit disaster

[tHEgLASSdOORS]

Fella says he’s a bit simple and can’t use computers to file his expenses.

And people want him as the next PM

[HawkingsHalfpint]

Fella says he’s a bit simple and can’t use computers to file his expenses.

And people want him as the next PM

But he’d buy them a pint because he’s traditionalist and real and British and loves cricket on the green and all that. And probably has a wallet with a Spitfire on it. 

I really would love to spend twenty minutes chatting to that disruptive, racist cretin. He has absolutely no idea about anything other than knowing how to make a nuisance. He is every bit the Katie Hopkins of politics - he just panders to the worst in nature of an electorate dumb enough to believe in the awful, divisive shit that he routinely says, offering no substance, and yet still people bend over to kiss his balls and call them ice-cream.

[man in the corner shop]

Fella says he’s a bit simple and can’t use computers to file his expenses.

And people want him as the next PM

But he’d buy them a pint because he’s traditionalist and real and British and loves cricket on the green and all that. And probably has a wallet with a Spitfire on it. 

I really would love to spend twenty minutes chatting to that disruptive, racist cretin. He has absolutely no idea about anything other than knowing how to make a nuisance. He is every bit the Katie Hopkins of politics - he just panders to the worst in nature of an electorate dumb enough to believe in the awful, divisive shit that he routinely says, offering no substance, and yet still people bend over to kiss his balls and call them ice-cream.

Setting aside his odious politics, this is the sort of pub bore that I would move from bar to lounge to avoid. What a hideous prospect 20 minutes with that arsehole would be. You can find plenty if carbon copy arseholes like him in every UK boozer and golf club.

[Protheroe]

You’re a member of a Golf Club?

[man in the corner shop]

You’re a member of a Golf Club?

I have been at several. Those that were prepared to have me.

[Protheroe]

You’re a member of a Golf Club?

I have been at several. Those that were prepared to have me.

Fantastic. What other chat goes on at places like that? I've always wondered.

[man in the corner shop]

You’re a member of a Golf Club?

I have been at several. Those that were prepared to have me.

Fantastic. What other chat goes on at places like that? I've always wondered.

Oh dear. It's probably as you imagine. I avoid the 19th hole generally as I am not prepared to listen to it. Not just the politics but also " did you see my terrible shank at the 8th?" Or "I took a bloody 4 on the 17th". Post round dissections as tedious as anything by Eric.

My approach is turn up with mates at tee off time, play round and have a bloody good laugh, usually at my expense,bugger off home. The club think I'm odd as I don't turn up for socials, club or society days, fundraisers etc. They are probably right.

[Protheroe]

The club think I'm odd as I don't turn up for socials, club or society days, fundraisers etc. They are probably right.

I don't think that's odd at all. I expect those sort of days are as unimaginably awful as every Rugby Club Lunch I've endured over the years for work purposes.

[tHEgLASSdOORS]

The club think I'm odd as I don't turn up for socials, club or society days, fundraisers etc. They are probably right.

I don't think that's odd at all. I expect those sort of days are as unimaginably awful as every Rugby Club Lunch I've endured over the years for work purposes.

Never had you down as a ring of fire man tbf

[Fido]

You’re a member of a Golf Club?

I have been at several. Those that were prepared to have me.

Fantastic. What other chat goes on at places like that? I've always wondered.

Oh dear. It's probably as you imagine. I avoid the 19th hole generally as I am not prepared to listen to it. Not just the politics but also " did you see my terrible shank at the 8th?" Or "I took a bloody 4 on the 17th". Post round dissections as tedious as anything by Eric.

My approach is turn up with mates at tee off time, play round and have a bloody good laugh, usually at my expense,bugger off home. The club think I'm odd as I don't turn up for socials, club or society days, fundraisers etc. They are probably right.

I've got one of these points-based memberships so not really a fully fledged "club" thing but don't take part in anything outside playing with mates. Discussing a round post-play is only used as a piss-take; for any bystanders this is nearly as boring as people telling you what they've lifted or how many reps they've done at the gym (which is on a par with people talking about Formula 1). The game-changers over the past year is my son learning to drive and he often comes with us which allows a higher consumption of ale and less of a shit given. Wonderful.