An Evening with Graham Scott

[SW4Baggie]

Have to say, I’m really warming to the idea of a group of baggies fans taking a minibus down to this event and hammering him with questions about how much he was paid to rig that game non-stop before breaking into song about what an epic cunt he is.

Gives him a nice opportunity to demonstrate some of his tips on handing troublesome behaviour.

[Sliced]

Only a fiver

Any more than that and no one is turning up

[Tom Joad]

We should have a whip, buy all the tickets, and chuck 'em all away. Bargain!

[Duffers]

We should have a whip, buy all the tickets, and chuck 'em all away. Bargain!

Problem with that is he still gets paid.

[Tom Joad]

We should have a whip, buy all the tickets, and chuck 'em all away. Bargain!

Problem with that is he still gets paid.

What's your alternative? Kidnap him en route, lock him in a cupboard and chuck away the key?  Actually........

[lemon]

"Please state any dietary requirements you have"

1 x big fuckoff custard pie to be delivered on stage to Mr G Scott.

[CarlosCorbewrong]

I'm doing a coach if anyone's interested.

..and what’s his name?

I’m lying. He left me 3 weeks ago and ever since then I’ve been jerking off to unknown Swiss blokes.

[Protheroe]

How much did you get paid for the Cillit Bang adverts?