Genuine football question!

[Lurker#3]

I tend to do the same, as I always prefer to have the full pitch in front of me. I am naturally right footed, although I can use both feet equally poorly.

The lads j play with call me Viagra. Cause apparently everytime I get Into a shooting position I get a massive boner a smash it as hard as I can.

[Bob Fossil]

Google “Jimmy Cricket” and you will find your answer Josh.

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Pitch is on a slope?

I was going to suggest left leg shorter than the other

Was that Harbey or Lilwall?

[man in the corner shop]

Are you new here?
Football questions aren't the thing unless coated in bitterness and petty sniping.
Your question does not pass that test

[SausEggBaton]

Are you sure your boots are both the same size?

[MrFizz]

You are Grady Diangana and i claim my £5.

[ElbowGrease1973 II]

I'm right footed, however I can not play on the right hand side of a pitch. 

I am not a footballer of any sort, and my only experience is with friendly games, this is purely a random post. 

When I attempt to play football I always go towards the left hand side, I can use both feet. 

What the hell is this about, is there an actual reason to this or am I weird?

Could your ever shrinking penis be the issue here Josh?

[chasetownbaggie]

I'm right footed but preferred playing on the left. It has the advantage of being able to come inside and get shots off on the stronger foot - not that I scored many.

[CarlosCorbewrong]

Can't believe this site is free.

[MGalea]

Leaning towards the left? Don't let the Reform mob find out!

[ElbowGrease1973 II]

I'm right footed but preferred playing on the left. It has the advantage of being able to come inside and get shots off on the stronger foot - not that I scored many.

Morning Karlan