Zipwire Across the Hawthorns

[MGalea]

https://www.wba.co.uk/news/zipwire-across-hawthorns

By my calculations if we can attract the local Polish population to this we should be well clear of all FFP limits by lunch time on the Saturday and by the end of the day on Sunday we should be able to re-sign Tom Fellows.

[Derek Hardballs]

Sounds good I think we might do that.

[CarlosCorbewrong]

Apparently you can't do it if you're drunk or on drugs.

[MrFizz]

I was thinking i'd have a go at that, then looked at the list of 'don't do this if' at thebottom and i tick several.

[Kit Kat Chunky]

Apparently you can't do it if you're drunk or on drugs.

Or over 18st, over 50, or on medication.

There will be no fucker there 

[Fulham Fallout]

Zip wire? Sounds more like being pulled along a washing line

[SuperBob2002]

What mental bastard is gonna pay to do that? It's bad enough being at the back of the Brummie.

[Psalm23]

What mental bastard is gonna pay to do that? It's bad enough being at the back of the Brummie.

Only Dekka so far according to these posts   

[MrBater]

Apparently you can't do it if you're drunk or on drugs.

Or over 18st, over 50, or on medication.

There will be no fucker there 

Over 50s need to sign a waiver.

[CaptainFantastico]

What mental bastard is gonna pay to do that? It's bad enough being at the back of the Brummie.

Maybe if it was launched at the start of every game it would wake a few of the fuggers up