08-17-2020, 07:11 PM
The things you can win in competitions these days...
I'm going out with a wolves season ticket holder.
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08-17-2020, 07:11 PM
The things you can win in competitions these days...
08-17-2020, 07:12 PM
Fancied the arse off a woman at my old work once. We never talked footy at all. One day on her day off she popped in to pay her lottery subs and she had a doghead shirt on. Never been so gutted in my life.
08-17-2020, 08:20 PM
You'll only know if she's a true footie fan if she lets you take her up the Wrexham on a cold Tuesday night.....
08-17-2020, 08:37 PM
So you take a great looking woman out 4 or 5 times. Get on fantastic then find out she's a wolves fan and you would give it up? That's a bit weird!!
08-17-2020, 08:52 PM
(08-17-2020, 08:37 PM)Jezstatham Wrote: So you take a great looking woman out 4 or 5 times. Get on fantastic then find out she's a wolves fan and you would give it up? That's a bit weird!! No way Jez. If you get on great it doesn't matter who she supports. Derby day will be the big test though........
08-17-2020, 09:38 PM
08-17-2020, 10:23 PM
(08-17-2020, 08:37 PM)Jezstatham Wrote: So you take a great looking woman out 4 or 5 times. Get on fantastic then find out she's a wolves fan and you would give it up? That's a bit weird!! Would I give her up if she were a Wolf? Possibly not as I've shagged a couple of dogs in my time. I'd have to say it would take an exceptionally appealing member of the Mermaid variety to get me to go with a friggin' Seal though .
08-17-2020, 11:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 08-17-2020, 11:16 PM by Kit Kat Chunky.)
(08-17-2020, 08:37 PM)Jezstatham Wrote: So you take a great looking woman out 4 or 5 times. Get on fantastic then find out she's a wolves fan and you would give it up? That's a bit weird!! That decision would depend on any other skills she may have. It's a close call (08-17-2020, 10:23 PM)GunsOfNavarone Wrote:(08-17-2020, 08:37 PM)Jezstatham Wrote: So you take a great looking woman out 4 or 5 times. Get on fantastic then find out she's a wolves fan and you would give it up? That's a bit weird!! Absolutely. I hope this works out for you Jez, but if it doesn't please don't post that you are going out with a Seal, unless you take her clubbing.
08-18-2020, 07:44 AM
(08-17-2020, 08:37 PM)Jezstatham Wrote: So you take a great looking woman out 4 or 5 times. Get on fantastic then find out she's a wolves fan and you would give it up? That's a bit weird!!Some people on here talk about Villa and Wolves fans like they are members of ISIS. Often people in the same family support different teams, or it is just a case of someone being born 2 miles away from you. All for rivalry but some are over the top. I have great mates who support our rivals. I just save the venom for when we play them.
08-18-2020, 07:58 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-18-2020, 08:05 AM by Fulham Fallout.)
I honestly thought the OP was a fishing exercise and was waiting for Jez to come along later with the punch line.
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